It’s Nick Offerman’s Birthday, Here Are Our Favorite Ron Swanson Tattoos

Nick Offerman is an American actor, writer, comedian, and real-life carpenter known for his fictional role as Ron Swanson in the popular television comedy, Parks and Recreation. Ron Swanson, portrayed by Offerman, is one of the most quotable characters so today on his birthday we bring you Ron Swanson tattoos and quotes.

“When I eat, it is the food that is scared.”

Tattoo by James Mullin

“Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait … I worry what you heard was, ‘Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.’ What I said was, give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?”

Tattoo by Fisher Tattoo

“The less I know about other people’s affairs, the happier I am. I’m not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. The best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.”

Tattoo by Jordan Allred

“I regret nothing. The end.”

Tattoo by Thom Bullman

What’s your favorite Ron moment? Comment below!

Written by: Olivia Edens