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Sushi is no fun unless you share with everyone! Seriously, give me that fucking piece of salmon. Also, don’t ever ask for a piece of my roll. I’m still sort of new to this sharing thing….
Sushi is all the rage these days, amirite? We advise not taking your lady or gent on a first date to the local Japanese spot, though. Casually shoving a big fancy chunk of sushi in your mouth without it falling apart (never bite your sushi in half)? Not an easy plate to swallow. Perhaps wait until the third or fourth date—ginger does boost your libido.
On the other hand, these sushi tattoos are totally good to go for your first date or any other occasion.